DR. PAUL DONAHUE Syndicated Health Columnist Dear Dr. Donohue: Why in hell don't you tell people that the first think to do when they have hip pain is to take the wallets out of their back pockets and keep them out? My pain stopped years ago when I started carrying my wallet in my front shirt pocket. --B.J. Dear B.J.: I couldn't have said it half as well, half as colorfully or half as forcefully as you. Readers, heed a man with common sense. MEN'S HEALTH MAGAZINE   September 2004 A man should own as many leather objects as possible. Here s the scoop:    · Higher- Quality leather is softer    · Beware of the plasticky feel. It might indicate split leather      from the hides bottom. Top Grain is as good as it gets.    · The color should be even and the color of the stitching a close match    · Edit your wallet-Not! Don t grapple your butt for a ratty,      overstuffed wallet.    · We like brown leather. It reeks class, which we are trying to fake! CINCINNATI ENQUIRER, Health Section  July 8, 1998  Move It or Clip It Don't store a wallet in a back pocket when wearing tight jeans or pants. Doctors have found that the pressure of a wallet directly on the sciatic nerve can send pains shooting through the buttocks and down the leg. Do move your wallet out of rear pockets when wearing tight pants. Use a money clip or different pocket. Avoid tight-fitting clothes. 2000 NORTH AMERICA SYNDICATE, INC.  Thursday, Sept. 14, 2000 Carry a wallet in the back pocket of tight jeans or pants. Constant pressure on the sciatic nerve can cause low back pain. Occasionally we receive a return, not often but occasionally. Here is what one customer said about our service: "It's a nice product with a good look, it's just not right for everybody. I applaud your company's return policy and customer service." S.R., Cincinnati, Ohio Send us your testimonial. If your testimonial is used, you will received a special "thank you" gift.  Please e-mail your testimonial, name and address to: info@frontpocketwallet.com.  CLICK HERE TO GO TO PAGE 2